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El portal gringo DListed.com publico un articulo sobre La Vieja Fefa titulado "The Hot Slut of the day" osea "La puta caliente del dia".
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Fuente, DListed.com
Fefita la Grande, legendary merengue accordionist and the treasured metallic pearl of the Caribbean that pirates have been trying for centuries to capture.
If you asked me a few days ago who Fefita la Grande was, I'd tell you that's the name my fat uncle would use if he was a competing queen on La Tigresa del Oriente's Drag Race, but thanks to Dlisted reader Wendy I now know who the one and only Fefita la Grande is. Fefita is considered one of the most prolific female accordionists of all time and she is single-handedly keeping the stripper stores on Hollywood Blvd. in business. I'll let Wendy explain the magic of Fefita la Grande to you:
Fefita la Grande is one of the most famous performers in the Dominican Republic. She's 86 years old but always dresses like a hoodrat stripper from the 90's. She's an ass shaking, accordion playing, tattooed, midriff-showing Nana who claims she was asked to pose for Playboy. No young female entertainers attract more fans or sell more tickets than Fefita la Grande. Fefita has the charm, sex appeal, grace, dance moves and talent that hoes a quarter of her age wish they could have.
When I was a kid, I started playing the accordion (my childhood was obviously directed by Todd Solondz) after my mom bought lessons from an accordion teacher selling bellowy musical dreams door to door. I know, why couldn't my mom have whored me out in child beauty pageants like a normal parent does.
I quickly became a child star in the accordion world and by that I mean I placed second (out of three) in my age division at the San Gabriel Valley Regionals. I only took second, because the girl who placed third stopped playing halfway through to take a piss. I retired from my non-career as the shittiest accordion player in the game a year or two later, because I realized that my commitment to being lazy was more important to me and my accordion weighed about as much as an average Jessica Simpson fetus. But I would've never let go of my accordion (the fart bag of musical instruments) if I knew then that the reigning queen of the accordion kingdom looked and moved like this:
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